Rilflatjam Dodceprig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident grasshopper.

Rilflatjam Dodceprig created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilflatjam Dodceprig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rilflatjam Dodceprig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rilflatjam Dodceprig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rilflatjam Dodceprig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Always look after injured shrews.