Migmidwat Hashoglin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise chicken.

Migmidwat Hashoglin created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migmidwat Hashoglin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Migmidwat Hashoglin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Migmidwat Hashoglin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Migmidwat Hashoglin's Holy Commandments

1. Migmidwat Hashoglin loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not run in public.