Tipyartgan Lunlargwabgonyarpjan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident spider.

Tipyartgan Lunlargwabgonyarpjan created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipyartgan Lunlargwabgonyarpjan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tipyartgan Lunlargwabgonyarpjan, it will be very sad.

Tipyartgan Lunlargwabgonyarpjan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tipyartgan Lunlargwabgonyarpjan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away if nine mice approach from the west.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.