Danhinsat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, thoughtless clam.

Danhinsat created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Danhinsat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Danhinsat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Danhinsat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Danhinsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Run away if three otters approach from the north.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Always obey Danhinsat's priests.