Fidomingov is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, contented scorpion.

Fidomingov created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidomingov, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fidomingov, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fidomingov's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fidomingov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fidomingov.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Do not cook food in pots.