Pasdon is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, resourceful turtle.

Pasdon created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Pasdon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pasdon, he will come to you in dreams.

Pasdon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pasdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never think about black holes.