Tonvin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful monkey.

Tonvin created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonvin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tonvin, he will turn you into a slug.

Tonvin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tonvin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Never wear cyan rings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.