Fabnellsin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, competent shrew.

Fabnellsin created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Fabnellsin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fabnellsin, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fabnellsin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fabnellsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never wear indigo rings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.