Arnwatdap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, loving rat.

Arnwatdap created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnwatdap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arnwatdap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Arnwatdap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Arnwatdap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Arnwatdap loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not laugh in public.