Fosstammegortmumvidquimbum is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, merciless toad.
Fosstammegortmumvidquimbum created dark matter nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Fosstammegortmumvidquimbum, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in Fosstammegortmumvidquimbum, it will refuse to believe in you.
Fosstammegortmumvidquimbum's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Fosstammegortmumvidquimbum's Holy Commandments
1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not speak about cucumbers.
4. Do not wear silver on your body.
5. Never think about gravity.