Migflownutt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-assured wyvern.

Migflownutt created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migflownutt, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Migflownutt, he will not care at all.

Migflownutt's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Migflownutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your neck orange.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.