Vintarcud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking alligator.

Vintarcud created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vintarcud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vintarcud, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Vintarcud's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vintarcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vintarcud.

4. Vintarcud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about moons.