Ominhogyog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless capybara.

Ominhogyog created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominhogyog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ominhogyog, he will turn you into a tree.

Ominhogyog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ominhogyog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never laugh in the presence of tortoises.

4. Hide from black sheep for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.