Nakgepvadhat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet mongoose.

Nakgepvadhat created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgepvadhat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nakgepvadhat, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nakgepvadhat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nakgepvadhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not take Nakgepvadhat's name in vain.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.