Tettilatzag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, quiet mouse.

Tettilatzag created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettilatzag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tettilatzag, he will torture you forever.

Tettilatzag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tettilatzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat corn.