Lunbifwan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust centipede.

Lunbifwan created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbifwan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lunbifwan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lunbifwan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lunbifwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Lunbifwan loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.