Vonwodhon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic mole.

Vonwodhon created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonwodhon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vonwodhon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Vonwodhon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vonwodhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.