Vinfossfed is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, uncaring penguin.

Vinfossfed created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Vinfossfed, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vinfossfed, he will be very sad.

Vinfossfed's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vinfossfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vinfossfed.

5. Never look at planets.