Cidhas is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, blissful elephant.

Cidhas created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidhas, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cidhas, it will make you grow a tail.

Cidhas' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cidhas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo cats for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cidhas.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Worship no other gods but Cidhas.