Riprillboss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever toad.

Riprillboss created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riprillboss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Riprillboss, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Riprillboss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Riprillboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.