Fabhotkampod Nellgepspag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable squid.

Fabhotkampod Nellgepspag created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabhotkampod Nellgepspag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fabhotkampod Nellgepspag, she will turn you into a rock.

Fabhotkampod Nellgepspag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fabhotkampod Nellgepspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.