Latgoddoss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, selfish hedgehog.

Latgoddoss created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latgoddoss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Latgoddoss, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Latgoddoss' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Latgoddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never feed rice to nematodes while wearing violet trousers.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Always obey Latgoddoss' priests.