Talsitflag is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, blissful bee.
Talsitflag created bats five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Talsitflag, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Talsitflag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Talsitflag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Talsitflag's Holy Commandments
1. Never wear yellow rings.
2. Always treat dogs with great respect.
3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Never bounce in the presence of squirrels.