Fengomhinbabjonfethathap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, competent rat.

Fengomhinbabjonfethathap created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fengomhinbabjonfethathap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fengomhinbabjonfethathap, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fengomhinbabjonfethathap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fengomhinbabjonfethathap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not take Fengomhinbabjonfethathap's name in vain.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.