Gepnartget is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omniscient mouse.

Gepnartget created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnartget, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepnartget, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gepnartget's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gepnartget's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never think about comets.