Omingemkap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever butterfly.

Omingemkap created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omingemkap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Omingemkap, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Omingemkap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Omingemkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Erect four nickel sculptures of Omingemkap on top of important buildings.

4. Hide from mauve birds for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.