Zagsand is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, wise wasp.

Zagsand created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagsand, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zagsand, she will ignore you.

Zagsand's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Zagsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Always obey Zagsand's priests.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never look in ponds.