Bogominyak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind elephant.

Bogominyak created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogominyak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bogominyak, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bogominyak's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bogominyak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight ducks approach from the north.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Bogominyak must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide from white badgers for they are unholy.
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