Fligtenrilmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying hare.

Fligtenrilmeg created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligtenrilmeg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fligtenrilmeg, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fligtenrilmeg's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fligtenrilmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fligtenrilmeg's name in vain.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.