Fud is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, happy fly.

Fud created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fud, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fud's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fud's Holy Commandments

1. Fud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.