Gigarmcun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional crow.

Gigarmcun created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigarmcun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gigarmcun, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gigarmcun's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gigarmcun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Gigarmcun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never hurt bats.