Hinrawhun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, stupid bear.

Hinrawhun created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinrawhun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hinrawhun, he will turn you into a mole.

Hinrawhun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hinrawhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never sit in the presence of rats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.
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