Cepmanfothit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered dingo.

Cepmanfothit created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepmanfothit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cepmanfothit, she will send you a sign.

Cepmanfothit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cepmanfothit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cepmanfothit.

5. Never eat bark.