Diblunsig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, deceitful shark.

Diblunsig created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Diblunsig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Diblunsig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Diblunsig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Diblunsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never go into white rooms.