Dimlimhas is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish crocodile.

Dimlimhas created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimlimhas, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dimlimhas, it will curse you with boils.

Dimlimhas' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dimlimhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta shorts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimlimhas.

5. Fast once a month.