Bogontkad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, irritating hippopotamus.

Bogontkad created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogontkad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bogontkad, he will turn you into a goat.

Bogontkad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bogontkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.