Stikquimzogstanhotbom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish human.

Stikquimzogstanhotbom created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikquimzogstanhotbom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stikquimzogstanhotbom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stikquimzogstanhotbom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Stikquimzogstanhotbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. You must pray to Stikquimzogstanhotbom four times a day.