Taryarlstigrak Sabnadtom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, boastful fairy.

Taryarlstigrak Sabnadtom created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taryarlstigrak Sabnadtom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Taryarlstigrak Sabnadtom, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Taryarlstigrak Sabnadtom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Taryarlstigrak Sabnadtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.