Guphabyak is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, weak snake.

Guphabyak created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Guphabyak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Guphabyak, it will turn you into a dog.

Guphabyak's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Guphabyak's Holy Commandments

1. Guphabyak loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never eat bark.