Dussmipflisbam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tiresome wyrm.

Dussmipflisbam created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussmipflisbam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dussmipflisbam, she will turn you into a dog.

Dussmipflisbam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dussmipflisbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Respect your elders.