Getappnilquagdanlinsankad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent deer.

Getappnilquagdanlinsankad created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getappnilquagdanlinsankad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Getappnilquagdanlinsankad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Getappnilquagdanlinsankad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Getappnilquagdanlinsankad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never jump near capybaras.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must pray to Getappnilquagdanlinsankad five times a day.

5. Never write about amino acids.
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