Cinfashog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, quiet butterfly.

Cinfashog created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinfashog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cinfashog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cinfashog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cinfashog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must love Cinfashog.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.