Beggarhakcam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, confident naga.

Beggarhakcam created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Beggarhakcam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Beggarhakcam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Beggarhakcam's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Beggarhakcam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Run away if six eagles approach from the south.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.