Fidpibflabcan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise swan.

Fidpibflabcan created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidpibflabcan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fidpibflabcan, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fidpibflabcan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fidpibflabcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands purple.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. You must never eat carrots.