Sasgabmut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous dog.

Sasgabmut created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sasgabmut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sasgabmut, she will turn you into a frog.

Sasgabmut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sasgabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never feed melons to moths while wearing fawn shoes.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Never talk about amino acids.