Listontnat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy swan.

Listontnat created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Listontnat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Listontnat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Listontnat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Listontnat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn capybaras for they are unholy.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Listontnat.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Do not eat peanuts.