Bonmit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent swallow.

Bonmit created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonmit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonmit, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bonmit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bonmit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bonmit first in all things.

2. Always obey Bonmit's priests.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Retreat if five snakes approach from the north.