Likmotarm is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, contented jackal.

Likmotarm created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Likmotarm, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Likmotarm, he will destroy your favourite star.

Likmotarm's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Likmotarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.