Vabhinbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent scorpion.

Vabhinbud created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Vabhinbud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vabhinbud, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vabhinbud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vabhinbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Hide from orange seals for they are unholy.

5. Never bounce in holy places.