Cephenhub is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, loving gerbil.

Cephenhub created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cephenhub, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cephenhub, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cephenhub's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cephenhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not take Cephenhub's name in vain.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Never write about asteroids.